Category Archives: celebrities
Sometimes I am fancy.
I work at a talent agency, where I make about one dollar an hour, just enough to cover about zero percent of my living expenses. [Disclaimer: agency pay L.A.-wide is typically low and all assistants know that going in – … Continue reading
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I am a TV plot psychic.
Here in L.A., we don’t have seasons (except pilot season, when the whole town’s abuzz getting new shows written, cast, and on the air), so we cannot celebrate my favorite season, fall. Instead, we celebrate the arrival of new television … Continue reading
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The L.A. weekend
YOU GUYS. Seriously, everyone needs to move here so they can have the most spectacular weekends ever. I am totally falling into the stereotypical L.A. entertainment industry-focused weekend and I am LOVING IT. Friday: Okay, I am lamesauce and am … Continue reading
Hee-Hee! A post about Michael Jackson. And Victorian houses.
I went to the house where they filmed Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” I have to be honest. I only took the second picture. The first one is from Google. Also, now I’m undead. Hope that’s okay with everyone. The Thriller house … Continue reading
Oh, hello, Colin Firth
I’m just going to throw it out there: I sat nine rows away from Colin Firth on Friday. HI. I’m having a love-hate relationship with L.A. (it’s only been five months), but it’s moments like this that make me looooove … Continue reading
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Judd Apatow is alive… with the Sound of Music
A couple days ago, I went to an Upright Citizens Brigade show hosted by Jeff Garlin, who always brings a couple of guest comedians with him. This week included JUDD APATOW(!), who wrote/directed/had a hand in movies like ANCHORMAN, THE … Continue reading
The one where we go to a surprisingly super-cool party
Even though I live in THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!!, I hardly ever go out because I’m pinching my pennies until I get better paychecks. Last weekend, my roommate, Jasmine, heard about a Heineken-sponsored party in Culver City (ed. … Continue reading
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A hilarious story about Bill Murray that may or may not be true
So last week I was hanging out with my cool LA friends at a trendy Mexican restaurant (read: they offer $5 burritos) in an up-and-coming neighborhood (read: there is only occasional gang violence) on the outskirts of downtown. Everyone was … Continue reading
Let’s talk about never doing audience work again
Are you good at clapping? Are you good at clapping for seven hours? Are you good at clapping for seven hours at a game show that’s not really that funny or compelling, but is sometimes amusing because Andy Richter is … Continue reading
Creepy eBayers in Real Life
I just saw something really sad the other day. Picture the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He is a real person and he is living in Los Angeles. He is the Creepy eBay Autograph Hound. I went to catch … Continue reading
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Last Train to Tinseltown 