Monthly Archives: June 2010

HOORAY, I’ve been up for 29 hours script-polishing!

I’m not entirely sure I ought to be posting right now since I’m a little loopy¬† (see above post title), but hey – I am trying to give you guys an accurate picture of what life in H’wood is like. … Continue reading

Posted in fellowships, i like coffee, i need more sleep, i wanna be a writer, i'm good at researching and other life skills, is this such a great idea?, living in L.A., LOL, scripts | 3 Comments

Let’s talk about never doing audience work again

Are you good at clapping? Are you good at clapping for seven hours? Are you good at clapping for seven hours at a game show that’s not really that funny or compelling, but is sometimes amusing because Andy Richter is … Continue reading

Posted in celebrities, downgrade, fun with craigslist, game shows, is this such a great idea?, living in L.A. | 1 Comment

Creepy eBayers in Real Life

I just saw something really sad the other day. Picture the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. He is a real person and he is living in Los Angeles. He is the Creepy eBay Autograph Hound. I went to catch … Continue reading

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“What’s more humiliating than getting cut from a game show audition?”

I moved here without a job. I’m okay with that, except suddenly I need money, what with having to eat and pay rent and all. I’m a savvy, college-educated person with tons of experience. Where do I turn? Craigslist. Craigslist … Continue reading

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“For such a chill guy, Robert Downey, Jr., sure orders a lot of espresso”

Greetings from my Hollywood bungalow. Yes, I made it across the U.S. and rolled into town a few days ago. I’m living smack in the middle of Hollywood for two months in a sublet before I move elsewhere in L.A. … Continue reading

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Roadside Attractions: Report from the Middle of the Country

So I’m sitting in a Starbucks in Amarillo, TX, right now with a guy from Israel who’s making the cross-country drive from D.C. to L.A. with me. I didn’t even know him until the day before we left. How’d it … Continue reading

Posted in do I even like roadtrips?, I'm obsessed with planning, The south is awesome, The south is boring | 1 Comment